October 2011
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So I walk to my window
and he yells good morning
Fucking Skrawberries, man.
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“I’d rather write a program that writes essays for me rather than write the essays myself.”
That was the last declaration of a sheep in denial.
Work days are the shortest compaction of hours.
Each day is a constant struggle to derive a formula called motivation.
Each day is a waiting room you slowly refurnish.
Each day is a dog you teach to sit.
I want to throw that pencil...
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lunitas asked: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15 dooo it do iiiiiit!
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get me high →
the man with the negative wingspan
eats sourdough sue bread
and hits his...
– JimmyBreeze-A.cLOUDDEAD.Why?. (via tumblrdosentexist) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzjN9COHC-A
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Nope, don’t text back
or swap a whack track
pretend a conver’ ‘ill come back
or talk real slack
with eyes sacked
forehead hacked
unable to spit any mac’
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That package is sitting there I know it
Why not show it
The front desk is supposed to help me
Please give me
I don’t want to wait till 5 o’clock
You lock
NOPE NOPE NOPE
I don’t care how old I am
I am not stepping on that crack Mr. Sidewalk
So forget about it you murderer
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Only a fool would ignore this… TC TCTC TAC TCTC TC TCTC TAC TCTC BOO BOO DUNA
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I'm going nuts
I’m going nuts
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nemi212:
i love all of you, my internet friends, but I sincerely loathe the fact that we only know each other through the internet
Anticon-con 2012
I’m digging the new layout. Added my own banner.
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Tomato Paste and Curdled Milk
Everything I eat makes me sick like a can of spam sliding down my throat in a moldy sauna with the slight smell of expired yogurt in the air. Tipping gopher of up-chuck teases his appearance for what could be a surprise showing at my keyboard. Every bowel movement is a slight relief as the pressure regains and holds my innards hostage. A vacuum in space has placed itself at my core and is ready...