Me: I'm gonna draw.
Omnipotent Being of the Universe: How about you indulge in marijuana too?
Me: Ok, but only enough get the creative juices going and not zone me out for an hour and get me to play GTA:IV
Omnipotent Being of the Universe: Ok
4 Hours later
Me: WHY HAVE I BEEN DRIVING LIKE A CIVILIAN IN GTA:IV FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS.
Well I think...
my favorite thing to do now is improvise lyrics to songs I don’t remember the lyrics too.
shymile replied to your photo where you going? I was dropping my Mom off at the airport, and we were just eating there. Made me remember how much I love airports and flying.
Good News and Bad News
The bad news is I got suspended from work for a week for missing a day. The good news is I don’t work for the next week.
Reducing the brain tissu-... fat.
For today’s story we will give light a connotation of being material while never admittedly reaching the coherent connotation. “How many fucking photons do my eyes process per second? What do you think? Billions? Quadrillions? An infinite amount of them pinpointed directly at my eye? I’m being touched by the universe by merely existing. The -“1 Steven: “Hey. Buddy....
shymile replied to your photo what are you doing there is a lighter in my right hand
A jewel of thought!
At one point the ceiling in my room had all the major constellations in glow-in-the-dark stickers. It was my sister’s idea who at the time was really into astrology. It’s a bunch of horseshit but it looks cool.
I’m doomed to be dominated by a woman or die of cancer one day.
Let’s play who’s got it worse. I keep losing.– Alias
diamondwings: hey guys I recorded a new jam with...
diamondwings: Television shows about the universe make me happy to be alive and feel bad for the people that aren’t.
All the water of Hyrule
Runs through my crack And under my balls
Sometimes I write things down and make sense of them later. Like seeing shapes in your puke, or jesus in your bread.
on Stuffed Animals.
Anonymous asked: Well I dig you
This is pretty normal.
A girl I work with comes up to me today and tells me “I fell like I’ve known you longer than I’ve worked here.” So begins the classic case of IS SHE BEING NICE OR DOES SHE DIG ME Brought to you by Smith&Wesson